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Age test
« on: September 23, 2017, 07:23:31 PM »
NO cheating, answers are at the bottom -- I only got 4 right :(


1. Name the Beatles.
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2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears,______ _____!"


3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____.


4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____


5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______.


6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as ______ _____.


7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____.


8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy."  But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______G._______.


9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____ _____ _____!


10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____."


11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.


12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ______?"


13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this
one:  "War...uh-huh,huh...yea; what is it good for?,____ _____."


14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman
fights a  never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.


15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and
became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of
the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television
commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ ______.


16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ ____ ____ ___ ____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."


17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was
recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always
remember when Peter was played by ______ ______.


18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman
played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison
camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with
a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an
unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander
(played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a
lesson for the other prisoners, and explained,
"What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ___."


19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press
after losing a race for governor while announcing his
retirement from politics.  "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."


20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him
arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda'
broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And
everybody knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____,_____ _____ _____." (Yup, I concur.)


21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____.


22. ________ _______ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash,_____ _____ _____."


23. "Good night, David." "_____ ______,______."


24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."


25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're
the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______."


26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said,
"We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____."










































ANSWERS:
 1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
 2. Oh, my
 3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
 4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
 5. Wonder Bread
 6. Cassius Clay
 7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
 8. Maynard G. Krebbs
 9. Why? Because we like you.
 10. A little dab'll do ya.
 11. over 30
 12. who wrote the book of love
 13. Absolutely nothin'
 14. the American way
 15. Joe Namath
 16. "cause I eats me spinach"
 17. Mary Martin
 18. is a failure to communicate
 19. Richard Nixon
 20. Big John, Big Bad John
 21. On Blueberry Hill
 22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.
 23. Good night, Chet.
 24. pants on fire
 25. Smile you're on Candid Camera
 26. he is us


SCORING:
24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
1- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
0 correct - SENILE!!!!!
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