Author Topic: Not ALL blondes are dumb...........  (Read 143 times)

Offline Bambo

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 539
  • Karma: +5/-0
Not ALL blondes are dumb...........
« on: September 02, 2018, 05:32:35 PM »
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down,rolled the dice and yelled "Come on baby,Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON,I WON! " She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked: "What did she roll?" The other answered,"I don't know - I thought you were watching." :D

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb,but all men are men.