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Offline fowbok

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Confucius did not say...
« on: May 12, 2017, 08:45:19 PM »
Confucius did not say...

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
 
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
 
Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
 
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
 
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
 
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
 
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
 
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Now! That’s profound!!   
 
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
 
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
 
Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
 
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
 
And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood!”

Offline Nellypoo

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Re: Confucius did not say...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2017, 07:10:15 AM »
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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