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Offline Bambo

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How to lose work...ABCs
« on: May 28, 2017, 06:29:35 AM »
List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice.

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2017, 11:59:30 AM »
Beating your boss up.

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Offline Bambo

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2017, 12:06:07 PM »
Crying on the phone @ 2am to your boss who is sleeping,asking for a raise then yelling and telling him off.....

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2017, 12:08:12 PM »
Dying. Only one person I've heard of kept their job after that.

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Offline Bambo

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2017, 01:26:37 PM »
Eating your bosses lunch and then emptying your trash all over his office :D

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2017, 03:37:08 PM »
Filling your backpack with stuff before you go home each night.

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Offline Bambo

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2017, 04:15:56 PM »
Go home earlier than your workday ends and when the boss calls you on it,moan and complain and say you wanna do itn YOUR WAY;carry on...

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2017, 05:50:52 PM »
Hide in the stationery cupboard,  naked, except for the single post-it-note attempting to cover your modesty.  Seal the deal by writing your bosses name on the note.

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2017, 07:49:32 AM »
Invite everyone to your birthday party EXCEPT YOUR BOSS. Make up all kinds of detramental lies about him and tell all the staff.. When you get to work and everyone is mad @ the boss,spill the beans and demand a raise :D

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2017, 11:05:33 PM »
Jibberjabber all day when answering the phone. Admittedly, I don't know what jibberjabbing is, (I might have even made it up- I don't know), but it sounds like something that would lose your job. Maybe?

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 10:59:29 AM »
Kick your boss around the office daily,pretend YOUR THE BOSS and cut down everything he says until he finally says it!!

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2017, 03:11:18 PM »
Lie to everyone that it's International Kick Your Boss Up The Backside Day.

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2017, 05:51:08 AM »
Make the office a mess... Show up an hour early and trash the office..... When the boss comes in try and say you found it like that..... When he checks the tape and sees it was YOU,laugh and act like a 2yo while demainding a raise and promising to clean up AFTER the raise is given...

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Re: How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2017, 10:08:15 AM »
Never answer the phone giving your companies real name. Use the name of a competitor to hasten your way out the door.

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How to lose work...ABCs
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2017, 09:55:03 PM »
Hehehe!!


Offer to teach the boss how to do something but instead only teach him his ABCs and then start acting like a 2yo and carry on.......

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