Mauisun's Living Room
All Things Computers And More => Ultimate Gamerz Zone => Topic started by: Bambo on May 18, 2017, 06:39:02 PM
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Asking a pregnant woman her weight (Ah man!!)
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Bury a mole alive.
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Calling your boss @ 3am and demanding a raise
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Driving with your eyes shut.
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Eating everything in sight until your way over bloated and start throwing up..
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Farting when you have diarrhoea.
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Giving a speech about how good Pot,etc is to a bunch of cops...
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Hopping (and hoping) in a minefield.
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Inviting someone blindly over to your drug party NOT KNOWING its a DEA agent in disguise...
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Juggling with scorpions.
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Kickng the garbage in the waste basket all over the office and laughing of it...
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Looking for a needle in a haystack.
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Making calls to your local police dept bragging about what you just did and all you got..
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Napping at work.
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Opening others mail and when you find a cheque,try to forge it and claim it yourself
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Playing computer games, when one has consumed more alcoholic beverages than one really should have.
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Quickly squealing your tires @ 2am on a road in front of many houses....
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Reading a book when driving. A particularly shocking part of a book may cause you to squeal you tyres. Sometimes even at 2am on a road in front of many houses...
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Swearing on the phone and keying key words that activate the sensors and keeping your voice mean sounding for the whole call.....
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Tasting a Carolina Reaper chilli.
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Undermining a policeman and then spilling the beans when you make milllions on illegial deals...
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Vomiting while wearing a motorcycle helmet.
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Wearing a badge and going to someones house YOU DONT KNOW and preparing to produce a search warrant,etc .. ONLY TO FIND OUT A REAL COP LIVES THERE!
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X-raying yourself, after swallowing a loads of razor blades, nails and screws, just so you can see the picture.
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Yelling racial slurs into a crowd when you dont know who is in it!!
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Zipping across town in the nude not caring there are cops there waiting to take ya in!
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Attempting something that you're not supposed to be doing at work.
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Borrowing a gansters money and failing to return it when you promised you would.......
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Crossing the border illegally
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Dropping Acid in a glass you intend to drink something from......
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