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All Things Computers And More => Ultimate Gamerz Zone => Topic started by: Bambo on May 28, 2017, 06:29:35 AM
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.
A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice.
B
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Beating your boss up.
C
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Crying on the phone @ 2am to your boss who is sleeping,asking for a raise then yelling and telling him off.....
D
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Dying. Only one person I've heard of kept their job after that.
E
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Eating your bosses lunch and then emptying your trash all over his office :D
F
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Filling your backpack with stuff before you go home each night.
G
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Go home earlier than your workday ends and when the boss calls you on it,moan and complain and say you wanna do itn YOUR WAY;carry on...
H
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Hide in the stationery cupboard, naked, except for the single post-it-note attempting to cover your modesty. Seal the deal by writing your bosses name on the note.
I
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Invite everyone to your birthday party EXCEPT YOUR BOSS. Make up all kinds of detramental lies about him and tell all the staff.. When you get to work and everyone is mad @ the boss,spill the beans and demand a raise :D
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Jibberjabber all day when answering the phone. Admittedly, I don't know what jibberjabbing is, (I might have even made it up- I don't know), but it sounds like something that would lose your job. Maybe?
K
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Kick your boss around the office daily,pretend YOUR THE BOSS and cut down everything he says until he finally says it!!
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Lie to everyone that it's International Kick Your Boss Up The Backside Day.
M
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Make the office a mess... Show up an hour early and trash the office..... When the boss comes in try and say you found it like that..... When he checks the tape and sees it was YOU,laugh and act like a 2yo while demainding a raise and promising to clean up AFTER the raise is given...
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Never answer the phone giving your companies real name. Use the name of a competitor to hasten your way out the door.
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Hehehe!!
Offer to teach the boss how to do something but instead only teach him his ABCs and then start acting like a 2yo and carry on.......
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Put people ON HOLD and come back 1/2hr later saying your boss told you to do it and then start arguing with the caller and then transfer them to him WHEN THEY ARE RED MAD!!
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Quit without notifying anybody.
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Rummage thru the bosses files and edit them to say YOUR NAME instead of his not realising it stamps it as EDITED along with who did it..... Days later when your boss finds out ask for a raise :D
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Sell all of your bosses equipt in his office and when he finds out tell him you gave yourself a raise with the $$$$ made;carry on like a 2yo ;D
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